Omegle

• You: hey
• You: i'm a toast
• Stranger: Hi there.
• Stranger: I'm a crow, beligered carrion bird.
• You: hey crow
• You: dont eat me D:
• Stranger: I prefer meat based pickings.
• You: oh...
• You: good
• Stranger: So unless you have a meat paste on you, you're good.
• You: oh
• Stranger: Did it hurt transitioning from bread to toast?
• You: not too much
• You: but it's hot
• You: yea its hot
• You: D:
• Stranger: Well at least it's over now.
• You: yea
• Stranger: And you won't wilt in high humidity.
• Stranger: Can stand up proud.
• You: oh... those molds
• You: D:
• You: hey
• You: and u
• Stranger: And me what?
• You: tell me about ur life ._.
• Stranger: Not too much to tell, I've spent the last 347 years flying around europe pecking eyes out of corpses.
• Stranger: From the wars of the roses to the napoleonic crusades, I've pecked out some eyes in my time.
• You: oh. :T
• You: nice.
• You: oh
• You: wut
• You: NO
• You: HALP ME
• You: THEYRE EATING ME
• You: NO
• You: ARGH
• You: THE PAAAIN
• Stranger: hmm
• You: HALP
• Stranger: I didn't expect toast to be so vocal about the process of which it was designed for.
• Stranger: You should deal with it.
• You: OH
• You: AH
• You: *dies*