September 2010
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August 2010
10 posts
Omegle
You: hey
You: i'm a toast
Stranger: Hi there.
Stranger: I'm a crow, beligered carrion bird.
You: hey crow
You: dont eat me D:
Stranger: I prefer meat based pickings.
You: oh...
You: good
Stranger: So unless you have a meat paste on you, you're good.
You: oh
Stranger: Did it hurt transitioning from bread to toast?
You: not too much
You: but it's hot
You: yea its hot
You: D:
Stranger: Well at least it's over now.
You: yea
Stranger: And you won't wilt in high humidity.
Stranger: Can stand up proud.
You: oh... those molds
You: D:
You: hey
You: and u
Stranger: And me what?
You: tell me about ur life ._.
Stranger: Not too much to tell, I've spent the last 347 years flying around europe pecking eyes out of corpses.
Stranger: From the wars of the roses to the napoleonic crusades, I've pecked out some eyes in my time.
You: oh. :T
You: nice.
You: oh
You: wut
You: NO
You: HALP ME
You: THEYRE EATING ME
You: NO
You: ARGH
You: THE PAAAIN
Stranger: hmm
You: HALP
Stranger: I didn't expect toast to be so vocal about the process of which it was designed for.
Stranger: You should deal with it.
You: OH
You: AH
You: *dies*
Aug 29th
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Aug 27th
Reblog with Pokémon you wish you owned :D
marisarctic: ihasherpeslol: tentaspah: captainkirk: -cillianmurphy-: whodiedandmadeyouqueen: chadleymacguff: countingbodieslikesheep: rainbowponyfriends: rockandrollgirlfriend: mrtumnus: jointhedisease: antoniew: abichu: -elliefrances: nothingexceptme: Bulbasaur Pikachu. :) ODDISH. EEVEE. GROWLITHE SO MUCH Delibird. o m g Eevee! VULPIX PLEASE A CUTE...
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My mom has been asking me if I would like to move...
paulaamc: what the heck brasil é um pouco mais embaixo, você ainda pode mudar o país de escolha. -q
Aug 9th
Aug 6th
DO REALLY WANT →
mais barato, menor, e ainda HD. do want~
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July 2010
16 posts
DO WANT →
Jul 29th
funny
Teo: Periods are hilarious and I'm totally glad I'm a guy.
Jus' sayin'.
Me: Prostate exams and small things are tottaly funny too
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Kenji: lawl, eu tive uma conversa igual com a minha irmã. mas ela falou "é, deve ser massa enfiarem um dedo no seu cu" -S
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
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Would you marry me?
paulaamc: sure, if you want to be my 799040th husband :D Ask me anything eu sou o 799039? :U
Jul 28th
Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
paulaamc: ihasherpeslol: majorgaymaggots: surprise-buttsecks: andneverletgo: everyonedies: hauntingdreams: itsnicoleyo: lovekeanu: officialtripz: prayforpeebles: helicoptercut: papermachemask: yourlovelylies: intothe-airwaves: Intothe-vagina yourlovelyvagina papervaginamask helicoptervagina. prayforvagina. officialvagina. loveVAGINA itsvaginayo ...
Jul 28th
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The Japanese woman who does the voice of Pikachu...
marisarctic: knight-drawings: simplythreecy:ayodanicaaa:jellymelly:imusikme: (via iamanthonyjames) wtf ;o;
Jul 12th
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“aceito doações de jogos de wii”
– porque o destravamento não deu certo ‘-’ /compreiwiihoje
Jul 1st
June 2010
39 posts
Jun 30th
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Listenessa música fez metade do meu dia. a outra metade...
Jun 18th
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Listenpaulaamc: Lonely Rolling No More prefiro a...
Jun 18th
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ListenDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS
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Kenji: oe, isso é uma entrevista, e é com o júnior do jrnet.ueuo.com .__.
Júnior: juniornet.ueuo.com*
Kenji: claro 8D
Kenji: bom, conte-nos como começou blogando /perguntaclichedaporra
Júnior: hm.
Júnior: nãolembro -s
Júnior: hm, era um belo dia
Kenji: ...
Júnior: quando eu minha conta da FWHA foi banida
Júnior: e perdi meu site
Júnior: ai, você apareceu
Júnior: e me ensinou a mecher no blog no Ascii Comics
Júnior: dai fiz um blog pra mim, Jr - Net -s
Júnior: é sério
Kenji: não, o jr net existia antes que eu lembro 8D
Júnior: é, mais vc que me encinou a usar o blogger
Júnior: *tôconfuso*
Júnior: continua..
Kenji: er
Kenji: ok
Kenji: curte dorgas? 8D
Júnior: Só dorgas manolo riariairiariairair
Kenji: pronto, agora que já me identifiquei contigo...
Kenji: me explique sobre o seu vício por pangya 8D
Júnior: omg
Júnior: é viciante
Júnior: feito as dorgas, só que mais forte
Kenji: e pesado pro pc '-'
Júnior: nunca parei pra ver quanto pesa.. -s
Kenji: -q
Kenji: bom...
Kenji: opinião sobre a
Kenji: *argh*
Kenji: ...copa do mundo...? e.e
Júnior: #porradunga '-'
Júnior: ._.
Kenji: .__.
Kenji: ta frio, né?
Kenji: .__.
Júnior: não -s
Júnior: eu moro no Nordeste -s
Kenji: nem sabia -sss
Júnior: agora sabe -s
Kenji: eu moro em sampa e tá frio pra caralho -SSSSSSSSSS
Júnior: ._.
Kenji: então, com essa porra de entrevista a gente da tchau pra manolada
Kenji: DIGA SUAS ÚLTIMAS PALAVRAS
Júnior: OI PESSOAL
Júnior: JOGUEM PANGYA
Júnior: É MUITO LECAL!
Júnior: dorgas tbm
Kenji: wut
Jun 11th