Nyokki
Sep 17

marisarctic:
haileymonster:
viciousvy:
ladymegi:
thegoogoodolls:
-bunnyoverlord:
colorfulpasta:
takesho:
snoipahkat:
panicattackattack:
96 8)
1990. 8Db
96 ;D
96
94 is the fucking best.
93 sonnnnnnn.
92 babies > all
95 *3*~~
97 i’m the younger D:
Sep 08

marisarctic:
I have a seal too :3
OMG, minha irmã tem igual a esse :0
Sep 06

catdog, rocco, laboratório de dexter, coragem, rugrats, a vaca e o frango… e uns outros q
(Source: hail0fbullets, via catpoops)
Sep 01

ihasherpeslol:
gloomysundae:
jimlois : -jones : karochan : -watanuki : smokindankwithreptar : brandieisaindiehipster
I lent* $500 to Tyra Banks because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.
I woke up naked next to Lady Gaga because I’m a crackwhore.
i started a band with justin bieber, because he/she (in case, she) stole my bike
eu criei uma banda com o justin bieber, porque ele/ela (ela, no caso) roubou minha bicicleta. -q
baby, baby, baby, NO kick bieber
Aug 29
Omegle
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You:
hey
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You:
i'm a toast
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Stranger:
Hi there.
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Stranger:
I'm a crow, beligered carrion bird.
-
You:
hey crow
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You:
dont eat me D:
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Stranger:
I prefer meat based pickings.
-
You:
oh...
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You:
good
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Stranger:
So unless you have a meat paste on you, you're good.
-
You:
oh
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Stranger:
Did it hurt transitioning from bread to toast?
-
You:
not too much
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You:
but it's hot
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You:
yea its hot
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You:
D:
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Stranger:
Well at least it's over now.
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You:
yea
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Stranger:
And you won't wilt in high humidity.
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Stranger:
Can stand up proud.
-
You:
oh... those molds
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You:
D:
-
You:
hey
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You:
and u
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Stranger:
And me what?
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You:
tell me about ur life ._.
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Stranger:
Not too much to tell, I've spent the last 347 years flying around europe pecking eyes out of corpses.
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Stranger:
From the wars of the roses to the napoleonic crusades, I've pecked out some eyes in my time.
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You:
oh. :T
-
You:
nice.
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You:
oh
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You:
wut
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You:
NO
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You:
HALP ME
-
You:
THEYRE EATING ME
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You:
NO
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You:
ARGH
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You:
THE PAAAIN
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Stranger:
hmm
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You:
HALP
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Stranger:
I didn't expect toast to be so vocal about the process of which it was designed for.
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Stranger:
You should deal with it.
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You:
OH
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You:
AH
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You:
*dies*

paulaamc:
ihasherpeslol:
fyeahparanoidparrot:
Submitted by tygrelilly
I thought I was the only one that does this. jfkasdjfljsfjlks I don’t trust Youtube. e___e;;;
i’m not alone.
Aug 27

marisarctic:
-palmah-:
selty:
whoah
what the hell
Oh my
dorgas
Aug 17
Reblog with Pokémon you wish you owned :D
marisarctic:
ihasherpeslol:
tentaspah:
captainkirk:
-cillianmurphy-:
whodiedandmadeyouqueen:
chadleymacguff:
countingbodieslikesheep:
rainbowponyfriends:
rockandrollgirlfriend:
mrtumnus:
jointhedisease:
antoniew:
abichu:
-elliefrances:
nothingexceptme:
Bulbasaur
Pikachu. :)
ODDISH.
EEVEE.
GROWLITHE
SO MUCH
Delibird. o m g
Eevee!
VULPIX PLEASE
A CUTE LITTLE VULPIX FOR ME
AND THEN I COULD WATCH HER EVOLVE
SHE WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL
MOTHERFUCKING CHARMANDER
EEVEE OR PACHIRISU
Torchic
Jigglypuff :3
BULBASAUR. Or a Growlithe.
Bulbasaur, Evee, or Growlithe.
SHINX OR SKITTY PLZ * A *
Arcanine *u*
TORCHIC FTW
Aug 10

yay.

paulaamc:
aquamarine328:
gottacatchemall:
(via juliamayb)
DO WANT