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You:
hey
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You:
i'm a toast
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Stranger:
Hi there.
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Stranger:
I'm a crow, beligered carrion bird.
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You:
hey crow
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You:
dont eat me D:
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Stranger:
I prefer meat based pickings.
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You:
oh...
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You:
good
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Stranger:
So unless you have a meat paste on you, you're good.
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You:
oh
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Stranger:
Did it hurt transitioning from bread to toast?
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You:
not too much
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You:
but it's hot
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You:
yea its hot
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You:
D:
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Stranger:
Well at least it's over now.
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You:
yea
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Stranger:
And you won't wilt in high humidity.
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Stranger:
Can stand up proud.
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You:
oh... those molds
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You:
D:
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You:
hey
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You:
and u
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Stranger:
And me what?
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You:
tell me about ur life ._.
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Stranger:
Not too much to tell, I've spent the last 347 years flying around europe pecking eyes out of corpses.
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Stranger:
From the wars of the roses to the napoleonic crusades, I've pecked out some eyes in my time.
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You:
oh. :T
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You:
nice.
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You:
oh
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You:
wut
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You:
NO
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You:
HALP ME
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You:
THEYRE EATING ME
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You:
NO
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You:
ARGH
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You:
THE PAAAIN
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Stranger:
hmm
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You:
HALP
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Stranger:
I didn't expect toast to be so vocal about the process of which it was designed for.
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Stranger:
You should deal with it.
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You:
OH
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You:
AH
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You:
*dies*
