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I lent* $500 to Tyra Banks because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.
I woke up naked next to Lady Gaga because I’m a crackwhore.
i started a band with justin bieber, because he/she (in case, she) stole my bike eu criei uma banda com o justin bieber, porque ele/ela (ela, no caso) roubou minha bicicleta. -q
baby, baby, baby, NO kick bieber
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I woke up naked next to Ke$ha because I’m in love with her. EW fuck no.
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I STARTED A BAND WITH KE$HA BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO.
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I ballroom danced with Justin Bieber because my parents told me to. shitty.
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I lended $500 to LADY GAGA because I’m in love with her.
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I fucked Justin Bieber because she stole my bike. .____. Oh, sorry meant to say he.
loopyrandomfooditem reblogged this from wienercutter and added:
I stalked Miley Cyrus because i do it ever day… ._. THATS NICE
retrobolins reblogged this from catpoops and added:
I fucked 50 cents because my parents told me to… O_o wth?
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I ballroom danced with Lady Gaga because she stole my bike ._.
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I stalked Tiger Woods because I’m racist 0_0
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i started a band with Channing Tatum because im in love with him
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I lent $500 to Amy Winehouse because my parents told me to.
thisisselena reblogged this from growingupwontbringusdown and added:
I started a band with Brad Pitt because I got blackmailed into it
e1ectricthunder reblogged this from empty-ey3s and added:
I went skydiving with Kayne West becuaase I’m in love with him o.o
ashipwithoutanchors reblogged this from ferretsauce and added:
I woke up naked next to 50 cent because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead
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I started a band with Brad Pitt because I’m in love with him I stalked Tiger woods because he stole my bike
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I woke up naked next to Rob Pattinson, because I’m invincible
loosing-my-sigh reblogged this from buttermeatsix and added:
I fucked will smith because hestole my bike… Ashuashua
buttermeatsix reblogged this from violeblanche and added:
I went skydiving with Channing Tatum because i have 6 months to live.
nyokki reblogged this from coffeemustache and added:
i started a band with justin bieber, because he/she (in case, she) stole my bike eu criei uma banda com o justin bieber,...
ferretsauce reblogged this from fuckmetwice and added:
i got drunk with selena gomez because my parents told me to.
thatssointernet reblogged this from windsdarkpoem and added:
Smoked pot with Ke$ha because I do it every day. … well now.
sunnydayswope reblogged this from ghost-of-saintjimmy and added:
I vented about my life to Justin Bieber because I do it ever day :(
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I went skydiving with Tyra Banks because I’m a racist. >:}
growingupwontbringusdown reblogged this from fuckmetwice and added:
i fucked tiger woods because i’m in love with him.
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i lended $500 to Kanye West because i was bored.
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